Monday, December 1, 2008

Oh My...

This past month has been.....stretching (to say the least). My whole life has felt like it's being pulled in a million different directions and my body just can't seem to do it. My mind has been a torrent of thoughts going as fast as the speed of light, only settling for a second before another one come crashing through. Thoughts like:
"Why am I working here?"
"I only have x days left here"
"I'm going back to the States soon!"
"Soon I'll get to see my best buddies and spend Christmas with them!"
"Nicki's getting married!!!"
"Why are they being like that....why do they have to tell me how many days I have left before I leave my beloved Africa??"
"Why don't they understand? Or at least try to? Because they never could. Never. Why do they act like they do? They can't know...they can't know what its like to feel happy and sad at the same time. What it's like to have your heart being ripped in two because of your love for two different places."

Good things have happened though...lots of them.
making food with Christiana
dancing
singing
salsa dancing
laughing so hard I cry
falling asleep during my birthday party only to wake up to realize that's what everyone else was doing
watching Hairspray
playing with my baby brother Joshua
falling to the ground
being dropped and then landed on by Fox and still able to laugh our heads off
throwing what Mel and Bethanne told us out the window and creating a Pan and Wendy master piece dance and song
tro-tro rides
realizing that I'm okay with what's happening in my life
getting ready for music auditions
the pantomime
teasing Alex/Michael about Nemo
having my brother from another mother over nearly every Friday
watching Wylee dance in the pantomime
socks from Candra
realizing I'm almost done working
massages
Lori Line
making new friends
laughing at nothing and everything
saying something that left Fox speechless and with no immediate comeback
(for once)
being in Ghana for the time God has given me
=)

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Darling Wendy

The List Topic #1.....Wendy

Yes, I am Wendy Darling with a D.=) I'm am not the typical Wendy as Mel, Chuck, and BethAnn seem to love making my character even more awkward for me to play. No comments Fox! I am to be a rebel and a flirt. I flirt with just about any male but my real heart throb is Peter Pan...aka Fox. Awkward. It will be very fun =) Especially since I get to sing "You're The One That I Want" and dance in "Hand Jive". Alex...dear Alex, is my prim and proper little brother Michael who is madly in love with Nemo and Princess Running Water Down the Ganges (aka Ashley). Yep, it should be a very interesting play indeed. On a side note, Chuck became slightly worried when Fox and I (in total harmless playful banter) started a word fight. He was worried that we actually had a problem with each other and since we are to be star crossed lovers, he wanted to make sure that we were okay with each other.....Fox and I just about died. Oh speaking of Fox, did I mention that his character Peter Pan is a spaz? Yep, Peter Pan is a guy who acts like he's just drunk 15 Red Bulls even though he is naturally hyper, he also acts happy-go-lucky on top of that...........the end result is somewhat scary =)

The List

So, I haven't blogged in quite some time.....okay, I haven't blogged for awhile.
Alot has happened...............and I will blog about each one on the list=)
*I was cast as Wendy in the Christmas pantomime "Captain Hook's Revenge"
*I went to Mount. Paradise
*I am having some leaving Ghana issues......alot of issues
*Kindergarten
*My job

Friday, September 26, 2008

11pm

So...school......not a good week. Things have happened that shouldn't have. Everyone is hurt deeply. It hurts to come to work everyday. School (to me) has become an unhappy situation. I'm stressed. I'm tired. I hate feeling this way. So I'm going to bed.

My Life....wait....no....my life?

Why my life pretty much equaled dirt this past week :
1. School
2.School
3.Did I mention school?
4.My job at school
5.The fact that I have no friends here my age
6.School
7.The drama of school
8.The tailor messing up my order...royally
9.Lunch Duty for the past week...especially today
10. The general mood at school
11.Having to say goodbye


Why life is looking slightly better....right now.....at 11pm:
1.No school for TWO WHOLE DAYS!
2.Play practice tomorrow...hurray for peter pan =)
3.Not having to be around drama drama drama
4.I just found out that my last 2 math assignments were nearly perfect (I'm very happy)
5. I found out that my exams are on the way
6. Christian Bale...nough said
7.My dad who always listens
8. My mom who just held me today while I cried out my disappointment in life today
9. Pita chips and M&Ms
10.Watching my baby brother laugh at the world
11.Did I mention no school?

Thursday, September 18, 2008

25 Things That Have Made Me Fall in Love With Ghana

1. The people - how you can't go anywhere without being created with a shout or a smile
2. The way the food sets your mouth on fire....especially shito
3. The music - the way people throw themselves into the music and become part of it.
4. The taste of fresh fruit
5. Eating hot, sticky, stringy green mangos in a tree with my friends
6. Running in the early summer morning when all is still dark and then suddenly it's like God turned on the sund and its daytime.
7. Watching coconut trees sway against the ocean backdrop from atop a castle
8. The feel of dirt as I run around barefoot
9. How generally everyone is so polite to one another
10. The voices of the neighbor kids shouting, "Obroni bye-bye! How are you? Obroni bye-bye!" all in one breath as we walk past.
11. Finding our way through many markets
12. Bartering for everything from taxi to clothe.
13. Fried Chicken and Rice....'nough said.
14. Eating at Papaye's .....despite the horrible service
15. Dancing in a remote village with little children and then having an unspoken dance-off with everyone there...
16. Learning Twi...I love it =)
17. The taste of Coke...the best kind of Coke is the Coke straight from a glass bottle.
18. Going to a Ghanian run salsa club.
19. The heat.
20. The sound of birds in the morning
21. The eyes of a child when you greet them in Twi.
22. Taxi rides!
23. Madina Market
24. The book stores...which is literally a building with shelves jampacked with books (usually in no structured order) and huge cardboard boxes piled as high as me with books.
25. Realizing as you walk down the road that you're actually in Ghana and thinking, "God is so amazing!" and feeling so full of joy you can hardly keep it in.

Thursday, September 4, 2008

For Olivia

So this blog is for Olivia, who seems to think that I need to blog some more...so here I go=)
Get ready for the most random blog ever.

1. I like kebabs.

2. My college books came in!!!!

3. I'm missing a needed cd for my music class...this is not my fault since it wasn't in the case when I got it.

4. I LOVE TO DO SIREN CALLS!!!!! My brothers do not, especially when I do them late at night or early in the morning....I think it's hilarious.

5. My mom's art room is a source of tranquility for me...especially right now...at lunch.

6. School is weird. Mind that I say School and not College (because I love my classes).

7. School is drama, complex, and auggh!!!!!!

8. Kindergarten is fun.

9. My mom makes the best fried rice ever!!! (I think this should become a flair piece Melinda=)

10. I love to dance. swing. salsa.

11. Daniel is ridiculous...he said so himself.

12. I don't think I'll like the smoothies that Conor insisted are to die for......Oh, I'm sorry..he said that while they taste horrible, they're "actually quite refreshing"....um, no...not according to Ben.

13. My dad makes a killer stew.

14. I love to laugh.

The end.

Monday, August 25, 2008

moments

Me: So are you a jedi?
Aidan: No, actually I'm a super hero.

~

At lunch.....
Me: Aidan, sweetie, what are you doing?

Aidan: Blah! What is this? *looking at his hands*

Me: Aidan!! What?! What is this??

Aidan shrugging: I don't know

Me, spying his gel ice pack open: Oh no! Gross, Aidan!!! Quick let's clean it up! Oh man...Did you eat it? Don't eat it! You're not supposed to!!!!

Aidan, gasps and starts spitting it out: I'm not?

Me: No. Did the bag break or did you do something to it?

Aidan: I bit it.

Me: Gross. Go wash your hands but DO NOT TOUCH ANYTHING! *muttering to myself* Is it toxic?

Levi: It's TOXIC?!?! Is toxic bad? What is toxic?
Me: It means it could hurt you.

Levi: So is it toxic? Is the thing bad? What's going to happen? Is it toxic?

Me, finally spying the words non toxic in both French and English: No Levi, we're good. It's not toxic.

Levi: Oh, okay...so it's not toxic?

~
I just had a thought...a scary one. Mischevious 5 year old Aidan was born on May 10th....just like Ben....AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

Recess 101

Recess 101.
*By all means possible you must and I mean MUST get to the swings first.
*The "tree house" is actually a real house and people do live there.
*The shopping cart can be used for many things - a car, a race car, a teeter totter, and so much more.
*Gravel is considered a necessary food for babies while playing "house".
*Marital spats do occur among 5 year olds.
*The "Kissing Game" is not a good game to play.
*Sand should stay in the sandbox, not mixed with the gravel.
*Tires are amazing.
*Running is encouraged.
*My chair is a base so at any given time I may be meshed between many little arms and squealing bodies.
*Apparently Levi's hiccups aren't very funn (I sure thought they were).
*Throwing rocks at someone lands you in a timeout.
*Conflicts disapate as quickly as they're created.
*Geckos are NOT to be squished, though their tales are very amusing.
*One may not walk up the slide nor go on the grass no matter how tempting it may be.
*Tires can become a rocket ship if you wish it.

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Papaye's - A Sunday Adventure

Papaye's. A wonderful place to eat. Unless you happen to belong to my family.

After church the HCJB clan, some of the teachers, and my family decided to go there for lunch. Ben bet that we (the Iwans) would be the last to eat and that our order would be the one messed up. He was only 99% off the mark, Miss Sally got her order botched to. We ordered with everyone else and since Papayes is notorious for messing up our orders we even wrote it out. After waiting the customary 45 minutes for our food, it arrives...except for the Iwans and Miss Sally. Whopee. Finally our food arrives...except for Mom's. After much asking and alot of waitresses looking confused, we realized that they hadn't even ordered Mom's food yet and that "It'll be just ready" doesn't always mean just ready. Blah, blah, blah....we finally get everyone's food accounted for. Then we get ready to pay. And thus begins a 30 minute heated debate between the moms and the waitress about who ordered what, why are you charging me for her order, why have you added this, and so on and so forth. Needless to say that we will never have that waitress again (though we've already had her before with similar problems).
Now don't get me wrong, Papaye's is a fantastic joint to eat at and their food is delicious (all MK's in Ghana will agree) it's just that sometimes (in my case, usually) you hit a snag.So either the customer is always right or the Iwans are cursed with bad luck at getting orders right....

Saturday, August 23, 2008

my day

My day was long. Fun. Eventful. Tiring. Hot. At times lonely. Ackward.

The first part of the day was spent shopping at the The Mall and sipping coffee with my parents at the ice cream store. This was good =)

Then Ben and I went to youth group where I got to see Alex, Maggie, and Yva after being parted for quite some time. This was also good =)
We sat in rows. Not good.
I didn't feel like I quite belonged. Also not good.

At 3:30 we went to help AIS unload the container. Container = good. It has all our books in it. Very good =)

It took forever and things got crazy.
Then it kinda hit me as I was standing there by myself...where do I belong? Sure, I know I had a bad day, tomorrow will be better (it always is), but still. That has always been the question of my life (or one of the many). Right now I am the only kid my age that I know of who is still here. The rest of the teachers are in their twenties which is good because it's not that many years apart and they're a fun group. Alot of kids (the younger ones) didn't come back this year so my salsa group diminished as well as the random events one. Life's confusing and not making sense and everything feels like its been twisted 10 different ways.

I keep praying that God will show me the right group of friends that I will click with. And He will provide, He always does...that's the only thing that gets me through, the fact that He always does =) His timing is just different than mine=)

Friday, August 22, 2008

Friday!

Today is Friday! I love Fridays. It means 2 whole free days to do...well, whatever. School was amusing. Hyo-Min started falling asleep while she was writing and Ashley and I watched her head slowing fall to one side then quick snap back up again. I took her for a walk only to feel her little hand go slack and look down to see her start weaving around...asleep on her feet. She was one very tired little girl. Levi got a wee bit too attached to his rubber band. I've offically decided that I love Dr. Seuss (Hyo-Min and I have become very familiar with him in the what? all of the 3 days of school, though I have a feeling that by the end of the semester I'll be able to quote every book to you....with sound effects.) One of them...I can't for the life of me remember which one it is (I'll find out)...pretty much wrapped all my thoughts and said it all...in rhyming scheme=)

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Levi - "Are my lungs bouncing?"

Aidan - "I have to fight him because he wants to hurt my wife. I have to protect myself."

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

First Day in Kindergarten


So technically I never went to a "real" kindergarten, so I think it only right that I'm a Kindergarten Aide this semester. Kindergarten = the age of innocence and much laughter. Today was the first day and already I've had mental laughing marathons as I listen to those kids. Here is a look at what goes on inside a five year olds mind :


*This is the night of parent orientation*

Levi : I'm in 7th grade.

Me : Oh really, where's your beard?

Levi (thoughtfully rubbing his chin) : I shaved.

Me : Wow, what about your side burns.

Levi (without missing a beat) : Gone.

Me : What? Did you wax it?

Levi : Yep.

Me : Didn't it hurt?

Levi : Nope. It never does.


*First Day of School*

Levi : When God races he goes *physically takes a huge step* and he's there.


Aidan (while reading a alphabet book) : And this is the "J" for scary pumpkins.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Salsa on the 4th of July

Salsa! Our dancing party has diminished somewhat of late but that didn't stop Daniel and I. After a delicious meald of hamburgers and chips at the "4th of July Get Togeter" at the Sonius', we headed into the night. Upon arriving super early (which always seems to happen.....I wonder.....), Daniel and I amused ourselves by wandering around the domain of the Aviation Center. The gym was full and so were the courts, which all proved very amusing. After discussing everything from school to powerwalking (don't ask), we decided to go inside and wait for the class to start. As everyone lined up in the respective classes, it appeared that the club wasn't as full as usual (which is very odd). My attention went back to our instructor - we were learning spins and I had "strategically" place myself close to Daniel seeing how dancing with strange men from the bar disturb me to no end. While learning one tricky dance move, Daniel, my adoptive Ghanian brother who insists he will always protect me, walloped me in the forehead. There was much giggling during that class and poor Daniel couldn't seem to grasp that move, that is until one of instructors came to the rescue. Michael (the Salsa king) finally threatened to slap Daniel if he didn't do it right...Daniel's mistakes quickly vanished under the threat of physical violence and pain. After class came free dance and after several dances Daniel decides its time to go. *okay, this abrupt deciding is starting to become a pattern with my guy friends...except with Conor it's about being hungry whereas with Daniel it's about pool....no wait, I lied....it's usually always about both food and pool....whatever* We go to Champs, grace them with our presence for about 2 minutes while Daniel scans the room for a long lost pool buddy. Then we brave our way across the road (it was wet...I got sprayed by a taxi....erg) to the Dr. Jeykll of Champs - the Bus Stop. Champs - the international sports bar. Bus Stop - the Ghanian sports bar. Daniel, as is tradition, won our way to the pool table. Here come the humilating part - I played pool. Now I've played there before but on teams. I think I broke every pool taboo there was in the game. Daniel put up with me (thanks Daniel =) and soften the blows of my humilating incompentence with a gracious smile. But, handicap or not, I managed to beat Daniel and his " I was born winning". After my somewhat disgraceful victory and a few more games (this time watching for the sidelines...pool can be very intense) we finally headed home. Maybe next time I can get a few more girls to go with me =)

Saturday, August 9, 2008

Nkwanta Day 4

I awoke at 5:45 to meet up with Alex, Mitch, Cyan, Daniel, and Conor to go hiking one last time. Daniel and I were the first awake, so as Alex got ready and Daniel tried to get Conor up, I sat in the parking lot...by myself. Daniel, upon finding Quackers in his room (why he was even looking for that thing when he was supposed to get Conor is beyond me) ran by every hotel room with the puppet quacking into every window. Since no one had joined us yet, Daniel once again found another source of early morning amusement. He found the cursed soccer horn that had terrorized Melinda, Yva, and I during the night.
Loud horn + boy + 4 hours of sleep + nothing to do = not good...though extremely funny to watch. After strictly commanding him not to do it at my room where Melinda and Yva were blissfully sleeping, I proceeded to watch Daniel run from room to room blasting the horn. Suddenly I heard a gasp and a quick apology being stammered from a certain Ghanain male named Daniel Arthur. He came running up to me in a panic. Quickly the truth poured out, he had blown into the wrong window and worse yet, right into the guy's face. Fortunately for Daniel, the man was quite forgiving but even then I couldn't help but laugh when Daniel sat down next to me and, placing his head in his hands, whispered despairingly, "He's going to kill me!" Just then, Mr. Ike materialized out from the morning mist, grabbed the horn from Daniel, glared long and hard at him and walked back to his room. Apparently, Daniel (who seems to think himself exempt from things like this) had not heard the reminder that Mr. Ike had given us about leaving QUIETLY.
Soon our merry crew was formed, minus Conor who flatly refused to get up that early. Daniel, leading our quest, decided we would power walk/run up the mountain. We reached the top in record time and then ran merrily along the top slopes singing marching songs and taking marvelous pictures of conquering heros (Alex and me....fine, fine...the boys too...). Upon returning, we quickly showered, changed, and packed up all before breakfast. We piled into our very own tro tro and headed to church (complete with amazing singing and joyful dancing). After a quick stop for food, we headed home. This trip home was made up of breaking down, blowing a tire, watching Mrs. Ike "eat" a dead scorpion, braving the wild grassy bathrooms of Ghana, getting stuck for an hour in traffic, and playing B.S. (which by the way Conor...you're playing it all wrong...and you and Evans both cheated). We finally made it home - every person extremely slap happy until Alex burst out indignantly...no, frantically as we pull up to their house,"What?!? No!!!!" Some one had put a "House to Let" sign up. Alex was frantic, Daniel accusing, and everyone laughing as we saw Candra, Olivia, and Emily pop out and say "Fooled ya!"
After getting our stuff, cleaning the tro tro, singing one last song, praying, saying goodbye, and dishing out hugs, we all headed home extremely tired but each person touched and blessed by our AWESOME ADVENTURE. =)

Monday, July 7, 2008

Nkwanta Day 3

In the morning (Saturday), we found a note near our door apologizing for what the boys had done. Repentant my foot. So the girls and I concocted a plan - we wrote another note...an evil note...a love note??


Yes, as the three of us lay sprawled on the bed, the words sprang forth like water from a sparkling brook. Pouring out our hearts into that we blank paper, we skillfully put our feelings into words. Reprimanding those boys in the only way we could, through the weapon of words. But only because we deeply cared for them and wished them to see the error of their ways....or was it because we were stinking mad about being awakened at an ungodly hour and raided with poison? Probably a little of both with a massive dash of the latter. You know what they say, payback is a dish best served cold and our letter was a sheer stroke of genius. Yva and I, while Melinda took pictures as proof, crept over to the boys' side and psted their letter and ours on their door post. Later, when people had awakened, there was an uproar among the 3 as Daniel and Conor found the "note". Happily, it really disturbed them and they were quite upset (much to the amusement of Melinda). During games before breakfast, Daniel apparently stole the room key from my back pocket. Oblivious to it, I only noticed later that it was gone so I went out to see if it had dropped out. Not finding it and really not that worried, I came into breakfast (which was a hearty meal of baked beans, bread, Milo, and coleslaw) and said, "Um, Mizz Melinda....there has been a disaster...zee room key...is gone."


"Gone? GONE?!? It can't be gone! Check your pockets! Tina, I need my hair scrunchie!!!"


Well, after searching and finding out that "no the hotel does not have a spare key but we can call the carpenter to remove the door" and asking the boys who calmly responded,"I don't know, I didn't take it." Mr. Ike finally confronted them. "We'll only talk if we can talk privately," was Conor's smart alecky response. A few minutes later, Mr. Ike (along with the boys) returned,"Okay, your room will be opened shortly." After haggling, arguing, and a lot of bossing around, the door was opened (but only after we had vacated the premises per Daniel and Conor's orders) and then locked after we were through using it. Mrs. Ike asked me if I was worried about the room being raided by boys (it was inevitable). "No," I said,"If they see something they don't want to see, its their own faults." She laughed....


Melinda and Yva didn't find it as amusing as I did nor were they exactly calm about the whole "the boys have our key" idea. Later that morning, most of us headed to the local hospital while a few stayed behind to do some indepth painting. On the way, I told Daniel how utterly upset I was with him for the vile act he had committed. I informed him that my heart was most decidely broken, to which he quickly tried to fix. The only salve for my bleeding heart (that I could think of on the spot) was his room key. This, sadly, was unattainable....according to Daniel anyway. Right before the hospital we met up with two snakes...on a stick...which sounds like fair food to me but that's beside the point. The snakes' bodies were drapped over a cross and the biggest head was thrust on top of the spiked cross (orc-style). Someone asked why it was there to which I primly responded,"To be a warning to other snakes in the area." The real reason was to warn the villagers that there were snakes in the area, but personally I thought my reason was more imaginative. Alex and I were quite taken with them and their vampire-like fangs. Once at the hospital we were given a tour of the wards. One amusing instance was when we came to the maternity ward and us girls just walked in ony to turn and realize that the boys had taken one look and quickly retreated back outside. After the tour, the girls and guys split up into small groups to go and pray over the people. One woman (with AIDs, we later found out) was outside and as we prayed for her a sudden wailing pierced the air. Just inside the women's ward (where we were praying), a woman had just passed away. I opened my eyes slightly as they carried her out. The wailing was so loud and full of emotion that I nearly started crying myself. It reminded me just how precious life truly is. I'll never forget that brief moment in time when life and death was so blatently open before me.

After we went into the ward, Alex, Melinda, and I started singing. It is so amazing to see how a simple song can brighten up a room. A little bit of heaven was shimmering and dancing in the dormitory that day as those women lying in their cots just closed their eyes and laid smiling such beautiful, peaceful smiles as we sang "Amazing Grace" to them. They say music touches the soul and that moment in the a little hospital in the high north of Ghana would have chased away any doubt critics of that saying might have had. After the prayer walk, we clambered onto and into the Chinn's car as the Ikes waled and we headed to visit the Chinn's "almost-house". Alex and I were the only girls on top and had great fun laughing with the boys (we became quite skilled at getting up and off the car rack in skirts). We were given a lovely tour of the Chinn's home where the master bedroom had a spectacular view of the famous Breast Mountains. After the much needed group pictures, a few of the boys clambered up a tree as we settled back in the grass to hear the story of how the Chinns and their ministry came to be. Then it was back to the Chinns' car (this time with a few more girls) while Daniel and Mr. Ike walked back. Alex and I took pictures as we zoomed down the road. Conor "hinted" to me that just like I had "no part" (his quotations, not mine) in the clothes prank, he had "no part" in what had happened while we were at the hospital. *cough cough* yeah right Conor. Anyway, once we got back to the worksite, we waited....and waited for the Ikes to come. Finally we headed back to the hotel. We then practiced the skit for that night and then Melinda headed out to do children's ministry (there was a horde of kids waiting for her) while the rest of us headed for the hills...literally. Up and up we climbed/walked/crawled till we reached the tower. Then Mitchell disappeared over the spacious hills exploring. The rest of us split up in to groups. Alex and I, along with several others, were determined to make it to Mitchell before Conor and Daniel. Well, after meeting a hive of bees, back tracking, meeting up with Mrs. Ike's group, finding Conor and Daniel, having Cyan walk all the way back to Yva just so she would know where we were, Danile getting me to jump simply to jump (I'll get you for that someday Daniel!), Conor bravely hacking away at dead grass (my hero), and Diana and Anna getting sliced by thorns we finally found Mitchell by a pile of rocks. We posed for pictures (I still need to see them Alex) and started to make our way down as we had a funeral to go to. Daniel and I did our token salsa dance part of the way down the mountain until we came to a GIANT MANGO TREE!!! Mks and big tree = BAD MISTAKE. Immediately Conor was "zip" up the tree and Cyan and Mitchell quickly gave Alex and I lifts up while Conor (very gentlemanly like, I might add) offered us his hand and then hauled us up the tree. I now have to point out that the only reason we needed help is because Alex and I have a height deficiency...we've got it real bad man and the shortest branch came up to about our foreheads...we needed help, case closed. Thus began a half hour of pure monkey fun (mk style) as Conor, Alex, Cyan, Mitchell and I clambered and lounged in the mango tree munching on delicious yet stringy mangos. Finally, after being repeatedly reminded by Mrs. Ike that "we need to go guys. Guys, come on!" , we made it back home. On the way a man asked to marry Annie and Mitchell immediately responded with,"Only if you give me 200 cows." Obviously the guy couldn't pay since Annie returned home with us. Once back at the hotel, we prepared for the sad mysterious funeral for the elusive D.K. After dinner (chicken and rice!), we gathered together flame tree flowers and waited for the ceremony to begin. Slowy, sad nostalgic music filled the air as Daniel (armed with his guitar) led the funeral procession while Conor and Evans carried the casket, weeping mournfully. Melinda was given the seat of honor and her sorrowful face gazed forlornly at D.K.'s swan shaped casket. Daniel opened with a moving (and tearful) prayer. Next Conor gave a Twi speech on D.K.'s short life (Evans translated) and touched us all by breaking down part way through it. Melinda bravely held it together through this emotional part of the show. Evans then closed and showed a slide show dedicated to D.K. In this we saw D.K.'s magnificant smile, his power of friendship, and his tragic death of assisted suicide. Yes, as we gazed upon the film and the open casket..there lay Quackers (aka D.K.) bound in the silence of death (literally). As we lined up to pay our last respects, a great wailing went up as we all began to mourn our beloved D.K. Those who didn't cry were dry-eyed and rigid with devastating pale faces as they realized that their friend was truly dead. After this tragic event we prepared to go the local school where the Very Rev. Evans would preach and we would perform our skit. Our singing went well (aside from Melinda's cultural...um...boo-boo) and Alex and Kayla did a great job of performing the Devil and the Wandering Man. It should be said that Daniel was radiant in his white sheet and a vision as he went in to save Kayla from Alex. Evans gave a moving sermon and when he finished, he have up a call for people to accept Christ. Many kids went forward...including our very own Wylee! I was so proud of him! After everything was over, we raced Daniel back from atop the Chinns' car (see a pattern anyone?). During our team meeting, we discussed highlights. After much rolling laughter, we spent the next 2 hours writing notes in each others notebooks (Mrs. Ike was set upon by the boys and throughly doused with water...the charge = instigating the prank while in reality it was *ahem* YVA AND MELINDA. Then we all brought out our blankets, a mattress, the much coveted chocolate and snacks, Wylee's laptop outside and settled down to watch Monty Python. At 1:30am, the movie ended and we decided to go to bed, but not without a whole lot of arguing about where to sleep (this was only with the boys) :
"I'm tired, let's bring in the mattress." - Conor
"No!" - Daniel, snuggling under the blankets
"Come on guys!!" - Conor, getting a tad irrate
"No! Let's sleep under the stars." - Daniel, quite content and nestling farther into the blankets
"Let's be refugees!" - Evans, also snuggled under the blankets
"Not funny guys! I mean it! Come on...augh! I'm taking your mattress Evans!! - Conor...not happy....

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Nkwanta Day 2 1/2...between 2 and 3 AM

Suddenly, the quiet world of night was shattered with piercing horn blasts!!!
Yes, the boys had struck back (though I was COMPLETELY innocent!) and Melinda, Yva, and I instinctively and inwardly flinched at the noise but were determined even in our subconsiousness to not give the boys the satistaction of looking like they had scared the heeby-jeebies out of us. So we laid there, eyes tightly closed and bodies tensed for the next onslaught of noise. This time the noise was more annoying than shocking and I wanted to bash that horn on whoever had blown it. Melinda and I muttered to each other and then suddenly... we smelled it. The burned sugar smell invaded and permeated the room, and suddenly, we knew....we had been RAIDed. Yva has informed me that after the initial hiss of spray I sat up in bed and matter-of-factly said,"We're being raided!" My nose clogged up and we had to open the door for the rest of the night. It should be noted for the records that after that...cheerful experience, Yva fell asleep plugging her ears.
Little did we realize that the game would be taken to a whole new level in the morning....

Nkwanta Day 2

The new dawn was met with no power and I was forced to put my contacts in outside with an audience of boys watching. It was a tad humilating when I realized that one eye had a scratch, making the comfort of applying a contact quite impossible. After a delicious breakfast of eggs (with no ketchup I might add), sweet bread, and Milo, we had morning devotions and a rundown of the days evetns. We all headed to the worksite in high spirits and I joined Melinda, Yva, Annie, and Anna as we prepared to meet the children. They flocked to us like bees to honey and we sang merry songs with them. Melinda gave a great lesson and used props! Um...yep, that'd be me. I was recruited to be the, ahem, Evil One, and as each child prasied God Melinda slapped a piece of tape over my mouth.

"God is good!"...SLAP!

"He is mercy!"...SLAP! SLAP!

After I was good and thoroughly taped and shut up, we ended amid laughter and shouts. We then proceeded back to the work site where I helped put on a coat of primer paint. Daniel (believing he was born painting) bossed us girls to no end. After a short while we headed back to the hotel for a rest and lunch. After lunch and eating strange berries that Mitchell said were good but in the end caused my stomach to do high flips and twists, Anna, Alex, and I headed out to play football with the boys behind the mosque. We played with the local kids for a long time, breaking once to wait when prayer let out and the entire mosque crossed the field. After that we headed to the worksite to meet up with everyone. As we painted, Cyan (who had been playing but left) dropped a hint that something had happened while we were away. Apparently, according to Melinda, the girls had gotten the boys' keys (with the help of Mrs. Ike) and entered that forbidden domain. Upon seeing Quackers lying on Conor's bed, Melinda proceeded to helpt the girls raid and kidnap the boys' clothing and drape...no, knot them quite neatly in the trees. Immediately word spread and the boys began clustering themselves off (*cough* Daniel, Conor, and Evans!) as we girls painted in the hot sun. Daniel began giving points to the hardest worker and poor Alex seemed to get the brunt of it...okay, she got all the brunt of it. Evans held a "Survivor" meeting with us and gave a pretty speech about something...I think it was about working hard and getting points...whatever. Finally, we decided to go back to the hotel...well, run back and I (along with all other females present) watched with smug satisfaction as the boys discovered their clothes hanging for all the world to see. Conor had almost his entire suitcase contents strewn about the lawn (um, Melinda?). Daniel and Conor later came out fuming about having ants in their pants (which were up in the trees)...well, duh. I told Conor it wasn't a big deal so stop whining.

"Hey, you guys put it up tree." - Conor

"Yeah, well you should have shook out your pants." - Me...being accused, which is actually quite funny when you think about it seeing as how I was playing soccer with him at the time of the prank.

"How were we supposed to know they were there?!?" - Conor...indignant

"They were hanging in the tree...ants are in the tree" - Me

Needless to say, those boys held grudges towards the fairer sex for quite some time. I (though I had no hand in the stroke of genius...regretably) was tossed the blame, though need I remind the boys that I was playing with them the ENTIRE TIME. So to appease them we simply told them that I was the "mastermind" power behind it...using my great telepathic skills....pssh, whatever.
A looming air of foreboding settled in the hotel as the boys planned their "revenge". Dinner passed without any incident, except for a little playful bantering between sides and subtle accusations about the afternoon being tossed here and there like salt. By the way, did I mention dinner was chicken and rice? We then headed out with the Chinns to another village (this time earlier, so we could actually see things). Alec and I enjoyed a "comfortable" ride amid a T.V., sound system, and a can of petrol. We arrive just in time to see a beautiful storm cloud roll in. First, we met the village chief and he graciously bid us welcome. Then we went off the the local church which was kinda empty. Evans (ever Mr. Efficient) turned on some music and the boys started to dance...which was amusing to say the least. Then us girls began to dance, each of us getting one of the village kids to join and soon we had a merry circle going. And those kids could DANCE! Soon both circles joined, sometimes with the guys in the middle and at other time a few of us girls would grab our partners and dance joyfully in the middle. We danced and laughed for about an hour, during which many villagers came to see what was happening. Then we sang our songs and sat down for the film...Yva and Melinda fell asleep, and slowly members of the youth group trickled out leaving only Melinda, Yva, and I to endure 2 hours of Twi. How was I supposed to knwo we could leave? As we finally came out, Alex informed me that we were lucky we stayed inside, the boys had been jerks. Conor had the audacity to ask how the movie was. After arrriving back at the hotel, a cat and mouse game began as the boys went about concocting some horrendous plan for us. After much giggling, sneaking, running frantically from room to room, and eavesdropping we nervously went to bed. During that time before sleep enveloped us, Melinda launched on her secret plan to syc out the boys (namely 3) and she talked long into the night until at last we fell asleep.

Monday, June 2, 2008

Nkwanta.Day 1

Here it is...the long awaited, much debated, epic saga of the Nkwanta missions trip. Enjoy!

Nkwanta. After leaving Accra, and battling the first 3 hours of relatively (and surpisingly) good roads we stop for lunch. Lunch decides to take forever and the boys humor themselves by watching old karate movies with no point. Diana busies herself with calling Danial and then quickly hanging up. This past time goes on for 20 minutes (much to the delight of us girls and the confusino of poor Daniel) until he finally calls back the number. At one point, Evans gathers us together and we tentatively begin to practice our songs for that evening. It should be noted that the bathrooms at this place were of a dangerous sort and never ever go by yourself or you may be trapped forever in the dungeons of the washroom. After eating our fill of chicken and rice we again set off for another 3 hour car ride through dust and mountains. We arrive at the hotel (Hotel Kiliminjaro) in the afternoon and begin to unload and unpack. As we are unpacking, Melinda suddenly becomes distraught,"Quackers! Where's Quackers?!?" Quickly the horrible truth became realized by Melinda, Yva, and I...Quackers, Melinda's quacking friend, the delight of village children, the STAR of the children's ministry was GONE!!!! This was not to be born and with sickening realization Melinda remembered that the bag with him in it had been carelessly tossed into the Ike's car. This would not have been a big deal had not the notorious THREE been riding in that same car. Grudgingly, we were forced to leave Quackers to his fate (whatever that may be) with Daniel, Conor, and Evans.
A bunch of us decided to explore, so while the Ikes were shown around by the Chinns, our merry crew set off for a grand adventure. We followed the Chinns to the school and were bombarded with kids and animal s and Alex began to face her fear of goats. Dinner that night was of chicken and rice and would continue to remain so until we left. We set off for a village somewhere over the hills, where exactly I know not since we arrived in total darkness. They had placed the T.V. under their ancestor tree go and after singing our songs, the word of God was told. They (the villagers) had us sitting next to a fetish and in the air you could almost physically feel the spiritual battle raging as Satan had a fit while the Jesus story was presented to the village in their own language. After 1 1/2 hours we left (I had never realized that the film was in fact 2 HOURS LONG!) and on the car ride back, we had a quite...um...spirited discussion. I suppose I must take the blame for it, it was I who told Yva that a flashlight was not a torch, which set Conor off on a 20 minute speel about flashlights and torches. This in turn caused for a heated discussion between the entire car. After much constructive arguing and Yva going, " Tina, just stop talking! Look what you've started! It's all your fault!" and me saying, "Fine, blame me, all
I'm saying is..." and Conor arguing, "Flashlights originated in 1930...what are you saying?! I can't believe this!...", we arrived back at the hotel, had a team meeting, and fell exhausted into our beds. Well, sort of.

Monday, April 28, 2008

To Be or Not To Be

So here I'm sitting in study hall and I happen to look at the white board where my dear brother Ben has so thoughtfully (and typically) drawn 2 portraits : Captain Davy Jones and Frodo Baggins. Above said drawings is a shouting title : WHO WILL WIN?? IMMORTAL CAPTAIN RENEGADE OR HOBBIT WITH AN ATTITUDE. Well, since it is a question, up I leap and quickly write " Neither, Kristina the Immortal Elf-Warrior Queen will Smite Both and leave them Smitten by her Amazing and Terrible Beauty".

Everyone (or I at least hope everyone) has designed a character for themselves. Some are Superman, some Boy Genius. I happen to be the reigning Elf in my family and at school (yes Jacob, Caleb, and Benny, I really am an elf) even if only in my mind. For some people this alter chartacter can have damaging effects, like Dr. Jeykell and Mr. Hyde....terrible and life damaging consquences from one man's inner day dream. For others it an be a thrill, a blooming flower of imagination and power. The key to unlock secret dreams and to give a sort of bravery to dare to dream. The reality is though, that they're just dreams yet they are a part of us. They shape us if you will, they unlock the imagination and give it wings to soar. How many of us had imaginary friends (I still have them, but we won't dig deeper into that)? All of us. Remember playing Superman, running around with cape (or Jedi if you were my brothers and I), feeling like you could conquer the world, that nothing could stop you and wishing you could fly (or do daring flips into the air...which my brothers and I did try..both jumping off the stairs in hopes of flying as well as leaping of the water tank in search of Jedi powers)? We still can dare to dream. We don't have to go back to wearing red capes and brandishing wooden light sabers, but we can still dwell in the place of possibilites. We can still hope, dream, and trust God to use us to the best of our capabilities.

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Cantomentos Market

Noisy, very noisy. Imagine you're stepping out of a car and suddenly find yourself transported into a magical moment from Aladdin. Mom, Aunt Michelle, and I began our shopping day by first trying to figure out where in the world the market was. After leaving the taxi driver who clearly had no clue, we wandered about asking directions, finally arriving at THE market. To enter the market we had to push and pull through a throng of people until we reached the narrow, dusty one person walkway that wove through the vendor tarps. That's when we were engulfed in a whirl of...well...everything. There was a section of the market for men (ranging from clothing to shoes), and section for women and children. As we wandered aboutl, the vendors (mostly just the male ones) would call out to us...loudly...or start hissing (that's how they call someone over) and grab our arms, all trying to get us to look at their wears. We found shirts for $2 and dresses for $3, and everywhere we went we bartered for the price. I (in desperate need for shoes) stopped a little shop filled with shoes, all of us proceeded to try on shoes only to find out that the shoes we wanted were $28....haha, yeah right, there is no way a pair of flip flops should cost that much money, so we promptly left. I've never in my days seen so many clothes, or shoes. But what made me especially happy was the fact that while in the States one has to pay $10 minimum for a decent bra, you can get better brands here for $3 and there were dozens of shops dedicated to that kind of clothing. As we began to find our way out to the main road, we were bombarded with vendors. Here are some of the best ones :
"Little one, little sister, come come" - that would be me
"What is your name?" - never tell them otherwise they bug you forever...
"Come, I will take you to America with me" - um, yeah, that was a marriage proposal

So after we finally made it out and make into the sunshine, we bought water for 10p (10 cents) in little bags and caught a taxi home. I was by this time starving and was looking for yam chips but no one had them so I had to settle for a bag of plantan crisps in the taxi. All three of us returned home, tired...nay, exhausted...but quite pleased with the bundle of treasure each of us had collected.

Sunday, March 23, 2008

About Me

Who Am I? That is an excellent question to which I think there is an answer ( if not an answer then a logical explanation). I am Kristina, a Swede/German/Scotch by blood, and MK by birth. I have slightly odd habits, some more dangerous to myself then others, but for the most part am pretty safe. I love to sing, dance, and make music. I have been known to burst spontanously into song and dance with invisible partners. I love God so much and desire to fall more in love with Him.
Enter now my friends into a new world. A world that is unique and at times a little scary. This blog is dedicated to my adventures as I go from Ghana, to college, and then the great unknown. Enjoy =)