Recess 101

Recess 101.
*By all means possible you must and I mean MUST get to the swings first.
*The "tree house" is actually a real house and people do live there.
*The shopping cart can be used for many things - a car, a race car, a teeter totter, and so much more.
*Gravel is considered a necessary food for babies while playing "house".
*Marital spats do occur among 5 year olds.
*The "Kissing Game" is not a good game to play.
*Sand should stay in the sandbox, not mixed with the gravel.
*Tires are amazing.
*Running is encouraged.
*My chair is a base so at any given time I may be meshed between many little arms and squealing bodies.
*Apparently Levi's hiccups aren't very funn (I sure thought they were).
*Throwing rocks at someone lands you in a timeout.
*Conflicts disapate as quickly as they're created.
*Geckos are NOT to be squished, though their tales are very amusing.
*One may not walk up the slide nor go on the grass no matter how tempting it may be.
*Tires can become a rocket ship if you wish it.