First Day in Kindergarten

So technically I never went to a "real" kindergarten, so I think it only right that I'm a Kindergarten Aide this semester. Kindergarten = the age of innocence and much laughter. Today was the first day and already I've had mental laughing marathons as I listen to those kids. Here is a look at what goes on inside a five year olds mind :

*This is the night of parent orientation*

Levi : I'm in 7th grade.

Me : Oh really, where's your beard?

Levi (thoughtfully rubbing his chin) : I shaved.

Me : Wow, what about your side burns.

Levi (without missing a beat) : Gone.

Me : What? Did you wax it?

Levi : Yep.

Me : Didn't it hurt?

Levi : Nope. It never does.

*First Day of School*

Levi : When God races he goes *physically takes a huge step* and he's there.

Aidan (while reading a alphabet book) : And this is the "J" for scary pumpkins.