Sunday, August 24, 2008

Papaye's - A Sunday Adventure

Papaye's. A wonderful place to eat. Unless you happen to belong to my family.

After church the HCJB clan, some of the teachers, and my family decided to go there for lunch. Ben bet that we (the Iwans) would be the last to eat and that our order would be the one messed up. He was only 99% off the mark, Miss Sally got her order botched to. We ordered with everyone else and since Papayes is notorious for messing up our orders we even wrote it out. After waiting the customary 45 minutes for our food, it arrives...except for the Iwans and Miss Sally. Whopee. Finally our food arrives...except for Mom's. After much asking and alot of waitresses looking confused, we realized that they hadn't even ordered Mom's food yet and that "It'll be just ready" doesn't always mean just ready. Blah, blah, blah....we finally get everyone's food accounted for. Then we get ready to pay. And thus begins a 30 minute heated debate between the moms and the waitress about who ordered what, why are you charging me for her order, why have you added this, and so on and so forth. Needless to say that we will never have that waitress again (though we've already had her before with similar problems).
Now don't get me wrong, Papaye's is a fantastic joint to eat at and their food is delicious (all MK's in Ghana will agree) it's just that sometimes (in my case, usually) you hit a snag.So either the customer is always right or the Iwans are cursed with bad luck at getting orders right....

Saturday, August 23, 2008

my day

My day was long. Fun. Eventful. Tiring. Hot. At times lonely. Ackward.

The first part of the day was spent shopping at the The Mall and sipping coffee with my parents at the ice cream store. This was good =)

Then Ben and I went to youth group where I got to see Alex, Maggie, and Yva after being parted for quite some time. This was also good =)
We sat in rows. Not good.
I didn't feel like I quite belonged. Also not good.

At 3:30 we went to help AIS unload the container. Container = good. It has all our books in it. Very good =)

It took forever and things got crazy.
Then it kinda hit me as I was standing there by myself...where do I belong? Sure, I know I had a bad day, tomorrow will be better (it always is), but still. That has always been the question of my life (or one of the many). Right now I am the only kid my age that I know of who is still here. The rest of the teachers are in their twenties which is good because it's not that many years apart and they're a fun group. Alot of kids (the younger ones) didn't come back this year so my salsa group diminished as well as the random events one. Life's confusing and not making sense and everything feels like its been twisted 10 different ways.

I keep praying that God will show me the right group of friends that I will click with. And He will provide, He always does...that's the only thing that gets me through, the fact that He always does =) His timing is just different than mine=)

Friday, August 22, 2008

Friday!

Today is Friday! I love Fridays. It means 2 whole free days to do...well, whatever. School was amusing. Hyo-Min started falling asleep while she was writing and Ashley and I watched her head slowing fall to one side then quick snap back up again. I took her for a walk only to feel her little hand go slack and look down to see her start weaving around...asleep on her feet. She was one very tired little girl. Levi got a wee bit too attached to his rubber band. I've offically decided that I love Dr. Seuss (Hyo-Min and I have become very familiar with him in the what? all of the 3 days of school, though I have a feeling that by the end of the semester I'll be able to quote every book to you....with sound effects.) One of them...I can't for the life of me remember which one it is (I'll find out)...pretty much wrapped all my thoughts and said it all...in rhyming scheme=)

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Levi - "Are my lungs bouncing?"

Aidan - "I have to fight him because he wants to hurt my wife. I have to protect myself."

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

First Day in Kindergarten


So technically I never went to a "real" kindergarten, so I think it only right that I'm a Kindergarten Aide this semester. Kindergarten = the age of innocence and much laughter. Today was the first day and already I've had mental laughing marathons as I listen to those kids. Here is a look at what goes on inside a five year olds mind :


*This is the night of parent orientation*

Levi : I'm in 7th grade.

Me : Oh really, where's your beard?

Levi (thoughtfully rubbing his chin) : I shaved.

Me : Wow, what about your side burns.

Levi (without missing a beat) : Gone.

Me : What? Did you wax it?

Levi : Yep.

Me : Didn't it hurt?

Levi : Nope. It never does.


*First Day of School*

Levi : When God races he goes *physically takes a huge step* and he's there.


Aidan (while reading a alphabet book) : And this is the "J" for scary pumpkins.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Salsa on the 4th of July

Salsa! Our dancing party has diminished somewhat of late but that didn't stop Daniel and I. After a delicious meald of hamburgers and chips at the "4th of July Get Togeter" at the Sonius', we headed into the night. Upon arriving super early (which always seems to happen.....I wonder.....), Daniel and I amused ourselves by wandering around the domain of the Aviation Center. The gym was full and so were the courts, which all proved very amusing. After discussing everything from school to powerwalking (don't ask), we decided to go inside and wait for the class to start. As everyone lined up in the respective classes, it appeared that the club wasn't as full as usual (which is very odd). My attention went back to our instructor - we were learning spins and I had "strategically" place myself close to Daniel seeing how dancing with strange men from the bar disturb me to no end. While learning one tricky dance move, Daniel, my adoptive Ghanian brother who insists he will always protect me, walloped me in the forehead. There was much giggling during that class and poor Daniel couldn't seem to grasp that move, that is until one of instructors came to the rescue. Michael (the Salsa king) finally threatened to slap Daniel if he didn't do it right...Daniel's mistakes quickly vanished under the threat of physical violence and pain. After class came free dance and after several dances Daniel decides its time to go. *okay, this abrupt deciding is starting to become a pattern with my guy friends...except with Conor it's about being hungry whereas with Daniel it's about pool....no wait, I lied....it's usually always about both food and pool....whatever* We go to Champs, grace them with our presence for about 2 minutes while Daniel scans the room for a long lost pool buddy. Then we brave our way across the road (it was wet...I got sprayed by a taxi....erg) to the Dr. Jeykll of Champs - the Bus Stop. Champs - the international sports bar. Bus Stop - the Ghanian sports bar. Daniel, as is tradition, won our way to the pool table. Here come the humilating part - I played pool. Now I've played there before but on teams. I think I broke every pool taboo there was in the game. Daniel put up with me (thanks Daniel =) and soften the blows of my humilating incompentence with a gracious smile. But, handicap or not, I managed to beat Daniel and his " I was born winning". After my somewhat disgraceful victory and a few more games (this time watching for the sidelines...pool can be very intense) we finally headed home. Maybe next time I can get a few more girls to go with me =)

Saturday, August 9, 2008

Nkwanta Day 4

I awoke at 5:45 to meet up with Alex, Mitch, Cyan, Daniel, and Conor to go hiking one last time. Daniel and I were the first awake, so as Alex got ready and Daniel tried to get Conor up, I sat in the parking lot...by myself. Daniel, upon finding Quackers in his room (why he was even looking for that thing when he was supposed to get Conor is beyond me) ran by every hotel room with the puppet quacking into every window. Since no one had joined us yet, Daniel once again found another source of early morning amusement. He found the cursed soccer horn that had terrorized Melinda, Yva, and I during the night.
Loud horn + boy + 4 hours of sleep + nothing to do = not good...though extremely funny to watch. After strictly commanding him not to do it at my room where Melinda and Yva were blissfully sleeping, I proceeded to watch Daniel run from room to room blasting the horn. Suddenly I heard a gasp and a quick apology being stammered from a certain Ghanain male named Daniel Arthur. He came running up to me in a panic. Quickly the truth poured out, he had blown into the wrong window and worse yet, right into the guy's face. Fortunately for Daniel, the man was quite forgiving but even then I couldn't help but laugh when Daniel sat down next to me and, placing his head in his hands, whispered despairingly, "He's going to kill me!" Just then, Mr. Ike materialized out from the morning mist, grabbed the horn from Daniel, glared long and hard at him and walked back to his room. Apparently, Daniel (who seems to think himself exempt from things like this) had not heard the reminder that Mr. Ike had given us about leaving QUIETLY.
Soon our merry crew was formed, minus Conor who flatly refused to get up that early. Daniel, leading our quest, decided we would power walk/run up the mountain. We reached the top in record time and then ran merrily along the top slopes singing marching songs and taking marvelous pictures of conquering heros (Alex and me....fine, fine...the boys too...). Upon returning, we quickly showered, changed, and packed up all before breakfast. We piled into our very own tro tro and headed to church (complete with amazing singing and joyful dancing). After a quick stop for food, we headed home. This trip home was made up of breaking down, blowing a tire, watching Mrs. Ike "eat" a dead scorpion, braving the wild grassy bathrooms of Ghana, getting stuck for an hour in traffic, and playing B.S. (which by the way Conor...you're playing it all wrong...and you and Evans both cheated). We finally made it home - every person extremely slap happy until Alex burst out indignantly...no, frantically as we pull up to their house,"What?!? No!!!!" Some one had put a "House to Let" sign up. Alex was frantic, Daniel accusing, and everyone laughing as we saw Candra, Olivia, and Emily pop out and say "Fooled ya!"
After getting our stuff, cleaning the tro tro, singing one last song, praying, saying goodbye, and dishing out hugs, we all headed home extremely tired but each person touched and blessed by our AWESOME ADVENTURE. =)

Monday, July 7, 2008

Nkwanta Day 3

In the morning (Saturday), we found a note near our door apologizing for what the boys had done. Repentant my foot. So the girls and I concocted a plan - we wrote another note...an evil note...a love note??


Yes, as the three of us lay sprawled on the bed, the words sprang forth like water from a sparkling brook. Pouring out our hearts into that we blank paper, we skillfully put our feelings into words. Reprimanding those boys in the only way we could, through the weapon of words. But only because we deeply cared for them and wished them to see the error of their ways....or was it because we were stinking mad about being awakened at an ungodly hour and raided with poison? Probably a little of both with a massive dash of the latter. You know what they say, payback is a dish best served cold and our letter was a sheer stroke of genius. Yva and I, while Melinda took pictures as proof, crept over to the boys' side and psted their letter and ours on their door post. Later, when people had awakened, there was an uproar among the 3 as Daniel and Conor found the "note". Happily, it really disturbed them and they were quite upset (much to the amusement of Melinda). During games before breakfast, Daniel apparently stole the room key from my back pocket. Oblivious to it, I only noticed later that it was gone so I went out to see if it had dropped out. Not finding it and really not that worried, I came into breakfast (which was a hearty meal of baked beans, bread, Milo, and coleslaw) and said, "Um, Mizz Melinda....there has been a disaster...zee room key...is gone."


"Gone? GONE?!? It can't be gone! Check your pockets! Tina, I need my hair scrunchie!!!"


Well, after searching and finding out that "no the hotel does not have a spare key but we can call the carpenter to remove the door" and asking the boys who calmly responded,"I don't know, I didn't take it." Mr. Ike finally confronted them. "We'll only talk if we can talk privately," was Conor's smart alecky response. A few minutes later, Mr. Ike (along with the boys) returned,"Okay, your room will be opened shortly." After haggling, arguing, and a lot of bossing around, the door was opened (but only after we had vacated the premises per Daniel and Conor's orders) and then locked after we were through using it. Mrs. Ike asked me if I was worried about the room being raided by boys (it was inevitable). "No," I said,"If they see something they don't want to see, its their own faults." She laughed....


Melinda and Yva didn't find it as amusing as I did nor were they exactly calm about the whole "the boys have our key" idea. Later that morning, most of us headed to the local hospital while a few stayed behind to do some indepth painting. On the way, I told Daniel how utterly upset I was with him for the vile act he had committed. I informed him that my heart was most decidely broken, to which he quickly tried to fix. The only salve for my bleeding heart (that I could think of on the spot) was his room key. This, sadly, was unattainable....according to Daniel anyway. Right before the hospital we met up with two snakes...on a stick...which sounds like fair food to me but that's beside the point. The snakes' bodies were drapped over a cross and the biggest head was thrust on top of the spiked cross (orc-style). Someone asked why it was there to which I primly responded,"To be a warning to other snakes in the area." The real reason was to warn the villagers that there were snakes in the area, but personally I thought my reason was more imaginative. Alex and I were quite taken with them and their vampire-like fangs. Once at the hospital we were given a tour of the wards. One amusing instance was when we came to the maternity ward and us girls just walked in ony to turn and realize that the boys had taken one look and quickly retreated back outside. After the tour, the girls and guys split up into small groups to go and pray over the people. One woman (with AIDs, we later found out) was outside and as we prayed for her a sudden wailing pierced the air. Just inside the women's ward (where we were praying), a woman had just passed away. I opened my eyes slightly as they carried her out. The wailing was so loud and full of emotion that I nearly started crying myself. It reminded me just how precious life truly is. I'll never forget that brief moment in time when life and death was so blatently open before me.

After we went into the ward, Alex, Melinda, and I started singing. It is so amazing to see how a simple song can brighten up a room. A little bit of heaven was shimmering and dancing in the dormitory that day as those women lying in their cots just closed their eyes and laid smiling such beautiful, peaceful smiles as we sang "Amazing Grace" to them. They say music touches the soul and that moment in the a little hospital in the high north of Ghana would have chased away any doubt critics of that saying might have had. After the prayer walk, we clambered onto and into the Chinn's car as the Ikes waled and we headed to visit the Chinn's "almost-house". Alex and I were the only girls on top and had great fun laughing with the boys (we became quite skilled at getting up and off the car rack in skirts). We were given a lovely tour of the Chinn's home where the master bedroom had a spectacular view of the famous Breast Mountains. After the much needed group pictures, a few of the boys clambered up a tree as we settled back in the grass to hear the story of how the Chinns and their ministry came to be. Then it was back to the Chinns' car (this time with a few more girls) while Daniel and Mr. Ike walked back. Alex and I took pictures as we zoomed down the road. Conor "hinted" to me that just like I had "no part" (his quotations, not mine) in the clothes prank, he had "no part" in what had happened while we were at the hospital. *cough cough* yeah right Conor. Anyway, once we got back to the worksite, we waited....and waited for the Ikes to come. Finally we headed back to the hotel. We then practiced the skit for that night and then Melinda headed out to do children's ministry (there was a horde of kids waiting for her) while the rest of us headed for the hills...literally. Up and up we climbed/walked/crawled till we reached the tower. Then Mitchell disappeared over the spacious hills exploring. The rest of us split up in to groups. Alex and I, along with several others, were determined to make it to Mitchell before Conor and Daniel. Well, after meeting a hive of bees, back tracking, meeting up with Mrs. Ike's group, finding Conor and Daniel, having Cyan walk all the way back to Yva just so she would know where we were, Danile getting me to jump simply to jump (I'll get you for that someday Daniel!), Conor bravely hacking away at dead grass (my hero), and Diana and Anna getting sliced by thorns we finally found Mitchell by a pile of rocks. We posed for pictures (I still need to see them Alex) and started to make our way down as we had a funeral to go to. Daniel and I did our token salsa dance part of the way down the mountain until we came to a GIANT MANGO TREE!!! Mks and big tree = BAD MISTAKE. Immediately Conor was "zip" up the tree and Cyan and Mitchell quickly gave Alex and I lifts up while Conor (very gentlemanly like, I might add) offered us his hand and then hauled us up the tree. I now have to point out that the only reason we needed help is because Alex and I have a height deficiency...we've got it real bad man and the shortest branch came up to about our foreheads...we needed help, case closed. Thus began a half hour of pure monkey fun (mk style) as Conor, Alex, Cyan, Mitchell and I clambered and lounged in the mango tree munching on delicious yet stringy mangos. Finally, after being repeatedly reminded by Mrs. Ike that "we need to go guys. Guys, come on!" , we made it back home. On the way a man asked to marry Annie and Mitchell immediately responded with,"Only if you give me 200 cows." Obviously the guy couldn't pay since Annie returned home with us. Once back at the hotel, we prepared for the sad mysterious funeral for the elusive D.K. After dinner (chicken and rice!), we gathered together flame tree flowers and waited for the ceremony to begin. Slowy, sad nostalgic music filled the air as Daniel (armed with his guitar) led the funeral procession while Conor and Evans carried the casket, weeping mournfully. Melinda was given the seat of honor and her sorrowful face gazed forlornly at D.K.'s swan shaped casket. Daniel opened with a moving (and tearful) prayer. Next Conor gave a Twi speech on D.K.'s short life (Evans translated) and touched us all by breaking down part way through it. Melinda bravely held it together through this emotional part of the show. Evans then closed and showed a slide show dedicated to D.K. In this we saw D.K.'s magnificant smile, his power of friendship, and his tragic death of assisted suicide. Yes, as we gazed upon the film and the open casket..there lay Quackers (aka D.K.) bound in the silence of death (literally). As we lined up to pay our last respects, a great wailing went up as we all began to mourn our beloved D.K. Those who didn't cry were dry-eyed and rigid with devastating pale faces as they realized that their friend was truly dead. After this tragic event we prepared to go the local school where the Very Rev. Evans would preach and we would perform our skit. Our singing went well (aside from Melinda's cultural...um...boo-boo) and Alex and Kayla did a great job of performing the Devil and the Wandering Man. It should be said that Daniel was radiant in his white sheet and a vision as he went in to save Kayla from Alex. Evans gave a moving sermon and when he finished, he have up a call for people to accept Christ. Many kids went forward...including our very own Wylee! I was so proud of him! After everything was over, we raced Daniel back from atop the Chinns' car (see a pattern anyone?). During our team meeting, we discussed highlights. After much rolling laughter, we spent the next 2 hours writing notes in each others notebooks (Mrs. Ike was set upon by the boys and throughly doused with water...the charge = instigating the prank while in reality it was *ahem* YVA AND MELINDA. Then we all brought out our blankets, a mattress, the much coveted chocolate and snacks, Wylee's laptop outside and settled down to watch Monty Python. At 1:30am, the movie ended and we decided to go to bed, but not without a whole lot of arguing about where to sleep (this was only with the boys) :
"I'm tired, let's bring in the mattress." - Conor
"No!" - Daniel, snuggling under the blankets
"Come on guys!!" - Conor, getting a tad irrate
"No! Let's sleep under the stars." - Daniel, quite content and nestling farther into the blankets
"Let's be refugees!" - Evans, also snuggled under the blankets
"Not funny guys! I mean it! Come on...augh! I'm taking your mattress Evans!! - Conor...not happy....